Housepets, Houseguests and fetish salsa

Floof

Introducing.... Muttons Floofy Moofy Conard. Otherwiseknownas: floofy, moofy, moofinator, moofypants, noof noof or any other rhyming combo that pops out of your mouth. Muttons is apartment 301's mascot and she knows every single thing that goes on with her humans. And, I do believe that Mutty knows more about my fiance, AMC, than even I do. For example, I, following Benjamin Franklin's creed: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise "  am a serious early birder to bed and early to riser (it's a Fugett thing, i swear). AMC, on the other hand, is a night howler and that is when his creative juices come alive so, my point is...only Mutty knows what goes on at night when I am sleeping (like the fact that AMC puts lotion on his feet before bed-because lotion is a religion in colorful Colorado). I did not know this until last night on the special occasion that we went to sleep at the exact same time. She also knows who is more likely to fill her food bowl in the middle of the night when she notices the very first hint of white ceramic at the bottom of her food bowl. Apparently that person is her female human, yours truly. One night, all snug in my bed, dreaming of cow legs and eggs hatching (as reported by AMC, I talk in my sleep...about farms?) anyway, I'm snoozing soundly at 2 a.m. when I am awoken by Muttons Conard, tapping her paw on my mouth. Seriously?! And, like a proud dad, AMC remarks in the morning on how smart she is for pointing to my mouth, and that she realizes the connection food=mouth.

Fetish Salsa made last night

Anyhow, if Mutty was to report on the activities in the 301 on May 26th, she might tell you about making your own salsa, so i will for her because we all should try it because it is so very simple and it satisfies one of my biggest food fetishes: having vegetables when we don't even know it! And that is what salsa is as it turns out, spicy veggie soup that we scoop with chips. All we do is... chop fresh tomatoes(5ish), a few garlic cloves,  1 onion, a seeded jalapeno, a good handful of cilantro, squeeze a whole lime and salt- put in a food processor and VIOLA! fresh, fetish salsa that will rock your world!

As a side note, Mutty may also tell you that we have a houseguest, Dave the DieM model/mannequin staying with us until June 1st (when he will move to the DieM office space..ooh lala!)  He's the buffest, most fit, plastic man one could dream up and he is perfectly tidy. He "sleeps" in the closet and scares the crap out of me everytime I open the door to throw dirty clothes in there. Meet Dave.... Hi Dave.

Happy almost weekend!